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NPL 2026

Oh yeah it’s probably not enforced because it’s hard to do so, but it’s still technically a crime. Not many people would lie about it though, especially for a question like language spoken at home. The big one people lie about or don’t answer is religion, most famously there are people who mark Jediism as their religion.

Pretty cool that you worked on that though I must say! Are you able to tell us what the weirdest joke response was (e.g. born in Antarctica, Jediism, etc)?
When we do the data, we only work on specific questions - so I had only worked on: occupations (so I’d only see the answers to “what is your job title, what are your duties, etc), and Family Composition - so I’d just see names and relationship across the form

Pretty sure I remember seeing some sort of septic plumber who had “shovelling shit” as their duties
 


Friday, 8.5.2026

Bayswater City - Olympic Kingsway

3 : 2



Perth Azzurri - Fremantle City

1 : 1



Perth RedStar - Sorrento

4 : 1



Saturday, 9.5.2026

Perth Glory - Western Knights

3 : 1



Armadale - Balcatta Etna

5 : 0



Stirling Macedonia - Dianella White Eagles

3 : 4






1.

Perth RedStar

9

6

2

1

7

18

:

11

20

2.

Bayswater City

9

5

2

2

9

21

:

12

17

3.

Olympic Kingsway

9

5

2

2

4

14

:

10

17

4.

Stirling Macedonia

9

5

0

4

5

21

:

16

15

5.

Western Knights

9

4

2

3

4

19

:

15

14

6.

Perth Azzurri

9

4

2

3

2

19

:

17

14

7.

Sorrento

9

4

2

3

-4

10

:

14

14

8.

Dianella White Eagles

9

3

3

3

0

15

:

15

12

9.

Fremantle City

9

2

4

3

-1

14

:

15

10

10.

Perth Glory

9

2

3

4

-1

16

:

17

9

11.

Armadale

9

1

2

6

-6

19

:

25

5

12.

Balcatta Etna

9

1

0

8

-19

10

:

29

3

Green - Champions & Aus Championship qualification
red and green - top 4 playoffs
blue - relegation spots
 
State League 1 and 2


Floreat Athena - Subiaco AFC

5 : 4



Saturday, 9.5.2026

Curtin University - UWA-Nedlands FC

0 : 3



Inglewood United - Mandurah City

2 : 1



Gwelup Croatia - Murdoch Uni Melville

2 : 2



Cockburn City - Quinns FC

0 : 2



Joondalup City - Kingsley Westside

2 : 1





1.

Floreat Athena

7

6

1

0

8

16

:

8

19

2.

UWA-Nedlands FC

7

5

1

1

11

19

:

8

16

3.

Kingsley Westside

7

4

1

2

5

12

:

7

13

4.

Gwelup Croatia

7

3

3

1

3

15

:

12

12

5.

Joondalup City

6

4

0

2

2

9

:

7

12

6.

Quinns FC

7

3

1

3

0

9

:

9

10

7.

Inglewood United

7

2

2

3

-5

4

:

9

8

8.

Murdoch Uni Melville

6

1

4

1

0

9

:

9

7

9.

Mandurah City

7

2

0

5

-3

13

:

16

6

10.

Cockburn City

7

1

2

4

-6

12

:

18

5

11.

Curtin University

7

1

1

5

-8

2

:

10

4

12.

Subiaco AFC

7

1

0

6

-7

11

:

18

3



Saturday, 9.5.2026

Rockingham City - Forrestfield United

2 : 2



North Beach - Carramar Shamrock Rovers

1 : 5



Gosnells City - Ashfield

0 : 0



East Perth - Balga

2 : 2



Kalamunda City - Canning City

3 : 1



Wembley Downs - Morley-Windmills

6 : 1




Pos

Team

P

W

D

L

GD

GF : GA

Pts

1

Rockingham City

6

5

1

0

+8

13 : 5

16

2

Carramar Shamrock Rovers

6

3

2

1

+7

14 : 7

11

3

Ashfield

6

3

2

1

+4

9 : 5

11

4

East Perth

5

3

1

1

+9

16 : 7

10

5

Kalamunda City

6

4

0

2

+3

15 : 12

12

6

Wembley Downs

6

3

2

1

+9

15 : 6

11

7

Forrestfield United

6

2

2

2

-3

7 : 10

8

8

Balga

6

2

1

3

+2

10 : 8

7

9

Morley-Windmills

6

2

0

4

-7

10 : 17

6

10

North Beach

6

1

0

5

-11

7 : 18

3

11

Gosnells City

6

0

2

4

-9

2 : 11

2

12

Canning City

6

0

1

5

-16

3 : 19

1
 
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