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Meanwhile Michael Owen was trying to pump anything he could find, not just noses eh![]()
Haha, Michael Owen – the clean-cut choirboy who turned into a relentless shagger once the Premier League spotlight hit...
Classic footballer duality - one nation's tortured coke genius, the other's injury-prone goal poacher turned bedroom Lothario!
Maybe the Junta went full Michael Owen protocol instead, not the nose candy, but pumping the troops full of whatever performance enhancers and morale boosters they could find. Those teenage conscripts musta been too busy chasing sheep on the Falkland Islands to fight properly...