The drink spiking angle is worse than the dog ate my homework.
It’s embarrassing.
Yeah someone went out one night and thought ‘I’m going to buy a bag, and track down volpato through osmosis. I’m then going to get close enough to him at whatever places he’s at (of course I will get in even though I’m a tip rat), and he’s going to leave his drink. I’m then doing to sprinkle some dust in there unnoticed. I am then going to hope he gets caught twice by police going 50 over the limit so they do a drug test. It’s a crazy plan but it might just work’