Racism and hatred thread

[RIMB]

What's the difference between Apples and orphans?

Your mum doesn't go off at you for waste if you hit orphans with a cricket bat?

Why did the orphan cross the road?
No-one was watching them.

 

[JS96]

What's the difference between Apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!

Some NFL game the other day the commentator said 'This guy wasn't wanted by his team 2 years ago and in a foster home at 11 he wasn't wanted by anyone.'

 

[Monoethnic Social Club]

What's the difference between Apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!

Whats the similarity between orphans and guitars?

Both get plucked.

 

[Muz]

Your mum doesn't go off at you for waste if you hit orphans with a cricket bat?

Why did the orphan cross the road?
No-one was watching them.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

 

[JS96]

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

I just thought of another punchline but I'm not going to risk a ban...

 

[RIMB]

What do you call an orphan in a bag of leaves?
Russell.

Pull it out, dust it off, add the current theme...

What do you call an orphan with no eyes?
No idea.

Oh well, guess they don't all translate equally well.