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People that should be strung up from the nearest tree.

People who don’t know how to use gears on a bike properly. They’re cycling a million miles a fucking hour, but moving at snail’s speed. You think the will reach you quickly so you wait and don’t pull out in front of them but it’s some dopey fool who is travelling in slow motion.
 
tsf said:
Nothing worse than a bunch of all blokes taking up every seat in a cafe on one coffee each, woth their bikes fucking everywhere and their sweaty balls protruding through the Lycra
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I don't get the whole bike day tripping thing, I like my car, it has air con, power windows, music and my family. Only thing I see on bikes is heat, rain, wind, dust, pollution and a bunch of cunts in Ford Rangers who want to run them off the road.
 
erogenouszone said:
I don't get the whole bike day tripping thing, I like my car, it has air con, power windows, music and my family. Only thing I see on bikes is heat, rain, wind, dust, pollution and a bunch of cunts in Ford Rangers who want to run them off the road.
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got to say I hear you but I did get talked into by some mates to join their lycra mad wanka mob.
I looked at it as some pre season training but ffs you got to wonder and I did give it away after a year.
I used to wonder whilst I'm fuckin 70k's away from home having to ride back thinking WTF am I doing.
I always had my ccard in my back pocket I was so so close just cabbing it back haha
Then talk about commiting suicide - I was fanging down the Spit bridge hill from Manly side, there's always that heat effected road tar forming kind of like mini speed humps - there I was doing something like 60/70k's and getting speed wobblies, I saw my life flash in front of my eyes, thats it feck this stupid lycra road warrior thing to do as a pass time they can have it !
Least I'm not in the strung up mob.
 
tsf said:
Nothing worse than a bunch of all blokes taking up every seat in a cafe on one coffee each, woth their bikes fucking everywhere and their sweaty balls protruding through the Lycra
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Jeez strung up is harsh. Now women with giant prams in cafes.....
 
Just up the road from me there's this great hipster bakery where I go most mornings for my croissants and sourdough rye....

It's a great little spot for people (well the active wear clad chicks from the F45 along the way) watching so I usually grab a flat white and have a read of the paper.

But now on Saturdays and some Fridays its now been colonised by a big mob of grandads in lycra....

And you're struggling to get a fucken seat at a table....

I wish they'd fuck off somewhere else!!
 
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Muz said:
Jeez strung up is harsh. Now women with giant prams in cafes.....
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haha yer throw them so called sockha kardashian mums with enough baby crap to fill a shop and order feckin babycino's ffs !
Farkin babycino's - what a bloody wank - string those wankas up.
IF I had a coffee shop I'd ban making that waste of my time BS and every type of fake milk imaginable.
Just don't drink a proper coffee in that case - fark off.
I've had my b iatch haha
 
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Football us life said:
Just up the road from me there's this great hipster bakery where I go most mornings for my croissants and sourdough rye....

It's a great little spot for people (well the active wear clad chicks from the F45 along the way) watching so I usually grab a flat white and have a read of the paper.

But now on Saturdays and some Fridays its now been colonised by a big mob of grandads in lycra....

And you're struggling to get a fucken seat at a table....

I wish they'd fuck off somewhere else!!
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What's your issue? They're customers drinking coffee. What's the difference between 20 bike riders and 20 customers?

(Provided of course their bikes aren't taking up shitloads of space.)
 
Muz said:
What's your issue? They're customers drinking coffee. What's the difference between 20 bike riders and 20 customers?

(Provided of course their bikes aren't taking up shitloads of space.)
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20 customers tend not to stink of BO.....😠
 
Football us life said:
20 customers tend not to stink of BO.....😠
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Aghh they're generally outside. I think people just don't lycra.

As a mountain biker I'm not a lycra fan myself but good on these blokes I reckon. Riding by yourself is farken dangerous.
 
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Strung up is harsh but this bloke......


 
Muz said:
Strung up is harsh but this bloke......


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If the police get a complaint, the alleged offending player can be charged with assault. Precedent, from the VFL is Neville Bruns vs Leigh Matthews where Matthews was fined by the magistrates court $1000 (back in the 70s that was about two months wages).
 
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