Critical AusAlert

[NicCarBel]

TEST MESSAGE - AUSALERT
This is a TEST of AusAlert, Australia's new emergency warning system.
NO ACTION IS REQUIRED.
In an actual emergency, follow the instructions in the alert to keep yourself and others safe.
Visit the AusAlert website for more information.
This message is authorised by the Australian Government.

 

[NicCarBel]

Thanks admin team for allowing this to loop into the government messages - now they can track us when we ask for too much football funding!

 

[JS96]

https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/other-industries/grounded-lonsdale-sparks-backlash-after-telling-customers-to-switch-off-phones-during-ausalert-test/news-story/d14ddcad035b161d341f225761e7110e

Bunch of cookers. Would they like to look around the world when warning systems fail due to a lack of testing and maintenance? 10 seconds...

 

[tsf]

https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/other-industries/grounded-lonsdale-sparks-backlash-after-telling-customers-to-switch-off-phones-during-ausalert-test/news-story/d14ddcad035b161d341f225761e7110e

Bunch of cookers. Would they like to look around the world when warning systems fail due to a lack of testing and maintenance? 10 seconds...

What stupid fucking morons.

Do your own research brigade.

 

[Toebash]

What a strange thread this is.

Thanks admin team for allowing this to loop into the government messages - now they can track us when we ask for too much football funding!

I hear the federal Labor government has a whole department dedicated to following your run throughs of old Socceroo games on FIFA.

 

[JS96]

 

[RIMB]

My alert came with a Thai food menu and betting link.

 

[JS96]

My alert came with a Thai food menu and betting link.

Hope the food was succulent.

 

[NicCarBel]

My alert came with a Thai food menu and betting link.

now that's a call back

What a strange thread this is.



I hear the federal Labor government has a whole department dedicated to following your run throughs of old Socceroo games on FIFA.

Yes, that department is me

 

[tsf]

Some of the nut jobs you see with their retarded theories on something so basic as a test alert.

These are the same fuckwits that push pages that deny science about global warming and think chemtrails are a thing.

They should be forced to go back to school to see if it sinks in a second time or we should banish them to Madagascar.

For fuck sake, these alerts are a normal part of life in countries in fault lines etc.

 

[erogenouszone]

We were all at a funeral etc all day yesterday so my phone was on silent all day. At two I was driving and the phone was in my coat pocket and I felt it vibrating for a few seconds and that's about it. I thought it was supposed to whoop and whoop or some fucking shit like that. Anyway it didn't.

I hope my story is an inspiration for others.

 

[tsf]

We were all at a funeral etc all day yesterday so my phone was on silent all day. At two I was driving and the phone was in my coat pocket and I felt it vibrating for a few seconds and that's about it. I thought it was supposed to whoop and whoop or some fucking shit like that. Anyway it didn't.

I hope my story is an inspiration for others.

Waiting to read that teh deceased had a phone in theor pocket and it started to beep

 

[JS96]

 

[HonestSpursFan]

https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/other-industries/grounded-lonsdale-sparks-backlash-after-telling-customers-to-switch-off-phones-during-ausalert-test/news-story/d14ddcad035b161d341f225761e7110e

Bunch of cookers. Would they like to look around the world when warning systems fail due to a lack of testing and maintenance? 10 seconds...

What stupid fucking morons.

Do your own research brigade.

What a bunch of dickheads lol.

 

[NicCarBel]

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gosh them trying to defend this still makes me laugh - their press release afterwards was hilarious