grazorblade said:

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At least 20 'muricans think Iran's sweeping desert plains are located in the sea...???? Oh my Im weeping over here with laughter.

"You put a bit of music on Dave"

Jimmy is celebrating a milestone bday and his Mrs spoils him by taking him to a strip club ! of all places.

They jump out of the cab and head to the strip club entrance and greeted by the seco at the front door.

The seco says GDay Jimmy !
Jimmy's Mrs asks - how does he know your name ?!
Jimmy replies he's in my football team.
As they approach the bar the barman says ?!
GDay Jimmy, just the usual mate ?
Again Jimmy's Mrs ask's how does he know what you drink ?!
Jimmy replies, oh he is in my dart team.
Jimmy's Mrs doesn't believe him slaps him over the head and drags Jimmy by the ear outside into a waiting cab.
As they hop in the cab driver says GDay Jimmy - geez you picked a real ugly one this time !
Jimmy's funeral is Sunday.