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People that should be strung up from the nearest tree.

Punchanello said:
There is this really ubiquitous form of subtle Aussie racism I have noticed over the years and it goes something like this -

Aussie cobber and or boomer- "Fuckin' gubment, don't let you do shit. I pay my taxes. Why can't I drive a non-compliant jacked fuck-off ute through national park and smoke darts near the pre-school. It's nobodies fuckin' business what I do! It's politicalerectness gone mad!"

Chinese grandma makes minor social faux pas or regulatory transgression (the one I saw yesterday was letting a kid ride in the shopping trolley)

Aussie cobber and or boomer runs 50 metres across the carpark to grandma - "Excuse me! Excuse me! Your....not...supposed....to let...kids...ride...in....the....trolley...ok? *points at english text on trolley* You...understand? Not...safe".

Send em to the tree.
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Yeah there is this thing of aussie bogans thinking they can lecture people while being themselves the biggest deadshits who cant even string a coherent sentence while lecturing
 
Punchanello said:
There is this really ubiquitous form of subtle Aussie racism I have noticed over the years and it goes something like this -

Aussie cobber and or boomer- "Fuckin' gubment, don't let you do shit. I pay my taxes. Why can't I drive a non-compliant jacked fuck-off ute through national park and smoke darts near the pre-school. It's nobodies fuckin' business what I do! It's politicalerectness gone mad!"

Chinese grandma makes minor social faux pas or regulatory transgression (the one I saw yesterday was letting a kid ride in the shopping trolley)

Aussie cobber and or boomer runs 50 metres across the carpark to grandma - "Excuse me! Excuse me! Your....not...supposed....to let...kids...ride...in....the....trolley...ok? *points at english text on trolley* You...understand? Not...safe".

Send em to the tree.
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Where the fuck do you live that this occurs?
 
My wife is...let's just say...of the asian persuasion. Been here all her life. We grew up together. She's a great driver but when she makes some minor traffic error....

Me "Hun, you know what they are saying don't you?"
Her "Yes, you fucking dick"
Me "Why do you do this to me?". I lean out the window and give the thumbs up "it's ok, she grew up here. She's a great driver, really!".
 
Punchanello said:
My wife is...let's just say...of the asian persuasion. Been here all her life. We grew up together. She's a great driver but when she makes some minor traffic error....

Me "Hun, you know what they are saying don't you?"
Her "Yes, you fucking dick"
Me "Why do you do this to me?". I lean out the window and give the thumbs up "it's ok, she grew up here. She's a great driver, really!".
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I heard the following joke as a very young lad about 40 years ago.

Chinese guy goes to a milk bar and it's a Greek behind the counter.

He walks in and says ( turn on Asian accent in your mind, now )

I would rike some cutter and beese please.
Greek guy says " Some butter and cheese?" , come back when you can speak English.
One week passes and the same guy walks in
" I would like some butter and cheese "
And the Greek says " Some butter & cheese? "
Chinese guys goes " Yeah you stupid flucking Gleek "
 
erogenouszone said:
I heard the following joke as a very young lad about 40 years ago.

Chinese guy goes to a milk bar and it's a Greek behind the counter.

He walks in and says ( turn on Asian accent in your mind, now )

I would rike some cutter and beese please.
Greek guy says " Some butter and cheese?" , come back when you can speak English.
One week passes and the same guy walks in
" I would like some butter and cheese "
And the Greek says " Some butter & cheese? "
Chinese guys goes " Yeah you stupid flucking Gleek "
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Old wogs and old asians are the worst combination :LOL: Equally deadly, equally racist, equally stubborn, completely incompatible.
 
erogenouszone said:
I heard the following joke as a very young lad about 40 years ago.

Chinese guy goes to a milk bar and it's a Greek behind the counter.

He walks in and says ( turn on Asian accent in your mind, now )

I would rike some cutter and beese please.
Greek guy says " Some butter and cheese?" , come back when you can speak English.
One week passes and the same guy walks in
" I would like some butter and cheese "
And the Greek says " Some butter & cheese? "
Chinese guys goes " Yeah you stupid flucking Gleek "
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No need to explain its a 40 year old joke mate. :cool:
 
Prats who treat a 90min domestic flight as some journey on the titanic. Just put your bag above or even better, under the seat, sit down and shut up so we can get underway. I know the tower is the ultimate deciding actor but the constant grabbing of jackets etc does my head in.
 
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