Definitely top 20 for me - great player. Doesn't make the first XI though.

What about Popa's Dominators? We could call them Popadoms for short.

So glad I'm not going. A few years back I had every intention but jeez... Trump and Infantino have corporatised, commodified and utterly ruined the best party in the world.

But thirty minutes had gone by without any ads!

Imagine Trump and Kim Jong Il walking to the second tee... T: Hey! You wrote down a one and you had a nine on the first. KJI: Like all things, golf is but a manifestation of my exalted leadership ... that reality is more potent than the mundanity of recording score. T: How do you mean? KJI...

No doubt he learnt his golf from Kim Jong Il... or at least how to fill out his scorecard.

Where do you think Trump got the playbook from?

It's a leaf out of the Trump playbook. Bullshit, bully and bluster your way to a false construct of reality. After the match, the newsapers will probably proclaim that they beat us 1 - 1.

Everyone I talk to involved in coaching these days raves about the talent coming through in every age group. If we can somehow not fuck it up, the future is bright.

Volpus Volpus... The Fox

Cool thread. Thanks for posting.

Off his face!

That's exactly my team.

We're Mariners... we're both winners.

I see your Gondwanaland and raise you Pangaea

I've called Australia New Holland my entire life and I aint changing now.

It's nobody's business but the Turks. Close thread

Did anyone think this remotely amusing? I expect better from Betoota. It's like a couple of AFL-obsessed 12 year olds hacked their account and wrote it for them.

Germany is also Allemagne, depending on who you talk to.

I quite liked Zads - never really got the antipathy. Clearly loves the game and that's most of what matters.

My vibes ... for what they're worth ... suggest a draw vs Turkiye; a narrow win over the US; and another draw vs Paraguay. We'll be either first or second and the US will be last. The world will enjoy that.

You nailed this one Grazor... Oops, just realised there are three not two.

That's your filthy mind. It refers to a Norse witch because ... erm ... he's kinda like a Norse witch?

Volva?

And I think you'll find the answer surprising...

I hear they're moving to Albuquerque...

Now who's being naive? Have you recently measured them?

I lurk on the Hearts forum a bit. The concensus is that he's improved a lot on the ball this season.

Devlin played the last few games of Hearts' season.

The reality is - professional football happens in a different moral universe. The fans will never get used to it.