CRIPPLE FIGHT!

It's like a kids book with some safe-edgy language thrown in to appeal to a certain type of person...

Taking a look through Rebel the other day and I love both the Jamaican kits, Belgium's away with the pastel shades and Japan's white away with the rainbow coloured pin-stripes. Just a coincidence they're all Adidas shirts? Our home kit is boring. Nothing different or distinctive about it, just...

At least in Australia that Celtic is popular with Irish-Aussies (of which there are many) and people with a romanticised view of the Irish who hop on the bandwagon. Celtic, PSG, Real Madrid and Barca are all clubs you can follow if you're not really into football but want to be a trendy. You can...

As a Protestant with British roots, I should support Rangers but don't. Of course, Celtic fans will say this proves how awful Rangers and their fans are, but if I were Catholic with Irish roots neither would I support Celtic because they are no better, regardless of how much their fans try to...

Time will tell...

Newcastle is a league town through and through. Football has a small number of hardcore fans but is otherwise just a fad. Essentially Brisbane on a smaller scale.

The WSW cupcakes are pretty common knowledge TBF...

I feel like there is something missing from this one, maybe an in-joke or an Easter Egg that you'd normally expect to find...

You could tell in some parts David was literally shaking as he drew that up...

There was Splice ice cream, it was similar colours to our current jersey and came in the 2L tubs circa 2016. Think of that lime/ vanilla taste, but the same creamy consistency all the way through. I have to stop typing because remembering how delicious it was is actually pissing me off. Like...

Remember 10 years ago when you could get tubs of Splice ice cream at the supermarket? Why they ever got rid of that I have no idea...:(

Still got that one. If only the Socceroos logo was embroidered rather than printed on. The silver emu washed out to white super quick....

Hahaha imagine the meltdown on there...

Watched it in one of the student flats in the complex I lived at the time. When Johnny slotted the penalty to qualify us, the following 30 seconds or so is a blur. I think I jumped over a couch or onto the couch but I can't be sure.